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Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!

Absolutely amazing!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this...

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:
H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:
A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%


THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just
the way I did..

Have a nice day

wallahu 'alam

children

children..they see...they do...

Anak-anak...mereka melihat...mereka lakukan...

10 wasiat Hasan al-Banna

1)Wahai kawanku, Segeralah tunaikan solat di awal waktu.

Dikala mendengar azan. Usahakanlah semampu terdaya. Ini membuktikan kesungguhan anda. Di situ ada sumber kejayaan. Di situ ada sumber pertolongan Di situ ada sumber taufiq. Perhatikanlah banyak perintah ayat al-Quran. ... dimulakan dengan menyebut solat di awalnya. Perhatikanlah Tuhan mensyariatkan solat... Juga di medan perang. Walaupun... Di saat genting dan cemas.

2)Wahai kawanku, Bacalah al-Quran dan cuba memerhati mesejnya.

Selalulah berzikir dan cari ilmu walaupun sedikit. Kurangilah dengan masa yang tidak bertujuan. Sesungguhnya al-Quran adalah sumber asli lautan ilmu. Sumber hidayah kepada anda dan saya. Bacalah al-Quran, kelak ia memberi syafaat. Sentiasalah membaca, menghafal dan... Cuba hayati mesej arahannya. Selalu berzikir, berzikir dan terus berzikir!!! Di sini ada ketenteraman. Di sini ada kedamaian. Di sini ada kesalaman. Jadilah hamba yang sejahtera.

3)Wahai kawanku, Dorongkanlah diri untuk menguasai Bahasa al-Quran.

Mulakan dulu walaupun sepatah perkataan. Sebenarnya anda telah lama bermula Iaitu sejak anda solat setiap hari. Sebut dulu walaupun tak faham. Antara mala petaka pertama menimpa umat kita... Ialah kecuaian menguasai bahasa agamanya. Juga mengutamakan bahasa pasar, Ayuh !!! Apa tunggu lagi?????? Bukalah ruang walaupun seminit !!!

4)Wahai kawanku, Usahlah bertarung idea tanpa adabnya!!!

Berdebatlah jika kiranya berbuahkan kebaikan. Awasilah pertengkaran kerana di sana ada unsur lain membisikkan? Syaitannnn namanya !!!

5)Wahai kawanku, Senyumlah selalu tapi bersederhanalah dalam ketawa !!!

Rasulullah s. a. w adalah yang paling banyak senyum. Beliau ketawa kena pada tempatnya Tapi berpada-pada sahaja, wahai kawan ! Plato juga berharap agar pementasan hiburan... Yang tidak bermutu terlalu banyak ketawa bodoh. Hanyalah disaksikan oleh golongan abdi dan orang upahan asing! Begitu juga Aristotle berpendapat supaya golongan belia ditegah daripada menyaksikan hiburan-hiburan yang membolehkan perbuatan ketawa berlebih-lebihan. supaya tidak menular. Keburukan dalam diri!!!

6)Wahai kawanku, Seriuslah selalu dan berguraulah berpatutan

Tanpa serius, hilanglah kesungguhan !!! Tanpa bergurau, tawarlah kehidupan Kata seorang penyair : Berikan kerehatan pada jiwamu. Yang sibuk dengan berfikir Ubati dengan bergurau Tapi, Kalau mengubatinya dengan bergurau Mestilah dalam batas Seperti kau masukkan garam ke dalam gulai.

7)Wahai kawanku, Kawallah nada suaramu Setakat yang diperlukan oleh pendengar di depanmu. Janganlah jadi seperti orang bodoh. Bahkan menyakit hati orang lainpula!!! Luqman El-Hakim juga mencela orang yang tidak pandai menjaga nada suara pada tempatnya. Itulah katanya suara keldai!!! Surah al-Isra' memberi tip kepada kita... Jangan keraskan suaramu dalam solat. Tapi jangan pula merendahkannya. Carilah jalan tengah di antara keduanya.

8)Wahai kawanku, Usahlah umpat mengumpat

Usahlah merendah-rendahkan pertubuhan lain. Bercakaplah jika ada unsur kebajikan Ayuh!!! Hindarilah... mengumpat! Tidak sekali mencabuli jemaah-jemaah lain!!! Perkatakanlah kebaikan demi kebajikan bersama. Sukakah anda memakan daging pasti anda suka!! Tapi sukakah anda memakan daging kawan anda yang telah mati?? Sekali-kali tidak!!! Begitulah dosa orang yang mengumpat. Bertaubatlah jika anda mengumpat Tapi mesti minta ampun terhadap orang umpatanmu bersama!!! Boleh mengumpat... apabila ada tujuan syar'ie : -

> untuk menuntut keadilan apabila dizalimi

> untuk menghapuskan kemungkaran* kerana memberi amaran kepada Muslim tentang kejahatan

> kerana mengisytiharkan kefasikan dan kejahatan.

9)Wahai kawanku, Luaskanlah interaksimu dengan umat manusia.

Sekalipun mereka tidak diminta berbuat demikian!!! Salam kasih sayang adalah untuk semua. Salam kemesraan adalah untuk sejagat. Hulurkanlah, hulurkanlah salam perkenalan...! Lihatlah pensyariatan ibadah haji. Pelbagai bangsa datang berkunjung!!! Pelbagai lapisan datang berkunjung!!! Pelbagai darjat datang berkunjung!!! Sama-sama menjunjung obor suci Tidak mengenali tapi tak sepi.

10)Wahai kawanku, Maksimumkanlah faedah waktu anda dan Tolonglah orang lain supaya manfaatkan masa. Hadkanlah masa penunaiannya. Biasakan hidup berjadual di hadapan. Bijaksanakanlah menggunakan waktu anda! Bersegeralah, kerana... Sabda Nabi s. a. w bermaksud : "Bertindak segeralah melakukan amal..." (Diulang 7 kali..) Sayanglah masa saudaramu!!! Hormatilah waktu mereka!!! Usahlah berbicara meleret-leret... Tanpa haluan dan noktahnya..

notakaki: copy n paste dr sorang blogger.. klau tak silap dr blogdrive..it was few yrs back...if i'm not mistaken...she was called...asrah_1989...lot of thanks to her for sharing a very good info....semuga Allah memberkati segala niat dan usaha baiknya...amin...insya-Allah....:D

Aren't they adorable???

Let Me Show My Moves.....

He..hee..heee.... See how she moves her body...isn't she very cute??? isn't she adorable??? she really make my day...i'm wonder how the parents teaches her to move that way...she must be watching the video every day...i just hope that she won't be a dancer or whatsoever when she grows up.....i'll pray that she will become a good kid to her parents and they can be proud of her positive abilities... :D

Happy At Work

As of today all personnel will be expected to look happy at work. Rubber bands and paper clips will be provided at no cost.

Work load getting to you?

* Feeling stressed?

* Too many Priority 1 assignments?

Here is the new low cost way to cope with multiple Priority 1 assignments!

Take 2 paperclips and rubber bands. Fig 1

Assemble them as shown on the picture. Fig. 2

Apply as shown in fig 3.

HA..HA...HA

Just kidding...

Happy Labour Day to all workers...hope u enjoy doing ur work...

New Employment Rules

SICKDAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work.

SURGERY
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider having anything removed. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.


HOLIDAYS
Each employee will receive 104 holidays per year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends or relatives. Every effort should be made to have non-employees to attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled for the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch-hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done.

ABSENT FOR YOUR OWN DEATH
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice to allow time for you to train your own replacement.

TOILET USE
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance: All employees whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8.00 to 8.20, employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8.20 to 8.40 and so on. If you are unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a co-worker. Both workers' supervisors must approve this exchange in writing.
In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the toilets. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper will retract, and the door will open.

LUNCH BREAK
Skinny people get an hour for lunch as they need to eat more so they can look healthy, normal size people get 30 minutes for lunch to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slimfast and take a diet pill.

DRESS CODE
It is advised that you must come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing designer clothing we will assume that you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a payrise.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations or input should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice day
The Management

footnote: I'm wonder how would u feel if u hav this kind of rules at ur workplace...hmmm....would u work and stay long down there??? or would u rather work elsewhere??? or would u ignore the rules??? or would u force the management to change the rules... sounds very evil uhh? :D

HAPPY LABOUR DAY